A message to America: inspired by Britney Spears, O.J. Simpson and that poor little twitt from South Carolina.

You're joking right? Do we as a culture actually waste our time thinking about things like this? I'm wondering if Americans can find the motivation to rise up out of the malaise of pop culture and actually express themselves in a semi-coherent fashion. Is this really important to our nation? Let's pull our collective head out of the oozing sphincter of the over magnified, self-inflated entertainment sphere and jump back into reality. While we constantly dribble on about half-baked and mostly fried pompous media-crats we are missing one of the most important and exciting decades in recent human history. Let's use the newspaper for more than just a ganja wrapper America. Jack into the net and surf past the media-web's entangling grasp and check out the real action! From genocidal Darfur in Africa to Venezuelan oil subsidies for Alaskan villages. History is being made. Get involved and take part. We don't want to be left holding the WTF bag do we?